Thursday, January 19, 2006

Thought of blogging something that is not so serious.
Just bought a book... So would like to share some humourous moment with us.

Dating
Joe: How do you find the girl you met recently at the part?
Mike: Oh, it was love at first sight.
Joe: Do you plan to marry her?
Mike: No, it was the second look that changed my mind.

For a decision as major as marriage, it is wise to take a second look. And don't forget too to take a second look at yourself, for your prospective mates are also doing the same thing.

A teacher was explaining to a young adult class the importance of a strong vocabulary. She told the students one of the ways to remember the word is to use it ten times and it will be theirs for life.
On hearing this, a single lady at the back of the class closed her eyes and was heard chanting, " Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe."

Starting a relationship is moe than just the mindless parroting of the other party's name. It's not an instant 'Hey Presto' thing, 'chanting a word here and a word there'. It takes time and patience, not just to start but to bring the relationship to a deeper level.

In their early and more humble days, the comedian George Burns wanted to send some flowers to Gracie Allen, who was in the hospital. Having exactly enough money to buy eleven roses, he wrote, " Dear Gracie, here are eleven roses. The twelfth one is you."

When you run out of cash to buy things for your date, here is a good act to floow, a good line to use! (But don't use it too often!)

One last one....

Joyce's Aunt: Is Joyce ever going to get married?
Joyce's Mum: I don't think he ever will. She is too busy studying for her Bachelor's degree.

Don't be so taken up with other priorities that you forget the more important things of life- getting a life partner. What about studying for your bachelor's degree and earning your Master's (husband) at the same time.

Thanks for reading


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Thursday, January 19, 2006


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